February 2008
Sex appeal or substance: Where is the greater vision?
by Dr. Myron D. Brown
>>> Part 1 of 2
I'll always remember
that silly slogan burned into a rustic wooden sign at camp. Although it
wasn't particularly funny, it was one of many little quips found here and
there in that vast wooded setting known as summer camp. "Clean mind, clean
body...take your pick" was a witticism whose understood purpose was to
produce a chuckle. It made light of some of the virtues that the camp
organizers aimed to strengthen in the youths. Just below the surface was the
certainty that the youths should learn both clean mind and clean
body. Choice was never the intent, yet the idea of choice shifted the focus
cleverly enough to echo the message differently. Its lighthearted slant just
somehow got noticed and in the mind of at least one camper, was remembered.
It's fascinating to
note what things catch the imagination and resonates with people. Just as
dessert seems more attractive than healthier nourishment, the top 40 musical
songs lack the timelessness and exquisite artistry of the classical, but are
certainly more popular. Sometimes what resonates with 'the people' will
quickly lose its appeal as well.
The hula hoop, the most
popular American toy ever made ‑‑ becoming a fad with more than 100 million
sold in 1958 ‑‑ wasn't even original. It had existed for thousands of years
and circular hoops made of grape vines are known to have been a children's
toy in ancient Egypt. [1] Clever marketing tying it to the Hawaiian dance,
the hula and a unique promotional scheme resulted in the hoop mania of the
'50s. The bright colored plastic used to manufacture those produced in 1958
alone, if straightened out end to end, could have circled the planet five
times. Although there are still a few hula hoops sold, the fad seemed to
have faded as suddenly as it appeared.

Today, such marketing
gimmicks proliferate at an astounding rate, helped by the Internet's
instantaneous global reach. It appears as though we truly do live in a time
when the marketing itself often emerges as the objective, regardless of the
substance. The old advertising slogan, "sell the sizzle, not the steak" just
might have been supplanted by "sell the sizzle and worry about the steak
later."
More than 200 years
ago, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe made this statement about the principle
embodied in taking action: "...that moment one definitely commits oneself,
then Providence moves too...Whatever you can do, begin it. Boldness has
genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now." Nike made the idea glitzy
with only three words, "Just Do It." Yes, there is magic in marketing, yet
we also know that much more is actually done by those who take action than
is suggested by all the promoters' hype.
Let's see how all this
relates to chiropractic.
Chiropractic is an
idea, more genuine than provocative, with a lofty vision of more substance
than a great marketing scheme or a popular fad. Restoration of a person's
hearing or sight, cure of a crippling disorder, or other miraculous
occurrences are relatively easy to get excited about and chiropractors see
miracles often enough that such events seem to lose their thrill.
Chiropractors have been known to say, "we see miracles so often in
chiropractic, that we are disappointed when we don't see one." But the
greater vision of chiropractic holds credence even without the spectacular
incident.
The greater vision of
chiropractic could be described as crucial, yet non‑invigorating, grand but
not glitzy. Like the "golden rule," the vision provides an invaluable
framework and value of noble worth, but does not typically arouse
excitement. The vertebral subluxation‑centered vision would appear to have
less pizzazz, spice, curb appeal or however one might wish to label those
things of drama that are easily marketable.
By contrast, when
Harvey Lillard got his hearing back it must have been easy to pique the
interest of all who knew him. And when Col. Allen's terminal cancer
disappeared the drama must have been overwhelming and amazed those who knew
his story. [2]
Pastor James Tomasi
tells how he "canceled my plans to commit suicide in 1997." That was a
moment of extraordinary drama because his plan had been lucidly established
to finally bring an end to years of debilitating pain from which there was
no hope of recovery. He had chosen the hour, which was to be late on
Tuesday. When he learned that his wife had made an appointment with a new
chiropractor, he mentally noted that it would fit in his schedule, because
the appointment was for a few hours before James' infamous scheduled
moment. [3] Little did James know that his chiropractic appointment was
destined to be a life changing, no, a life saving event.
When Tiger Woods,
Emmitt Smith, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Evander Holyfield, Tony Robbins, Jane
Seymour, Joe Montana and scores of authors, politicians, superstars and
actors say chiropractic gives them their edge in life, people tend to sit up
and listen, perhaps because the sex appeal and pizzazz is already there in
their names.
John (name changed)
drove approximately four hours from his eastern Missouri home to West
Liberty, Iowa to get checked because he valued chiropractic care. This seems
peculiar considering so many licensed DCs practice in and around St. Louis,
less than an hour from his home. John explained that he tried several times
to find a chiropractor in his home area, but finding one who would carefully
analyze and adjust his spine seemed to be a hopeless aim. So, he gave up
trying and just determined that he would make the trip at regular intervals
to get checked and adjusted.
Later, when widowed
senior citizen John remarried, his new bride began to come along on his
regular visits to Iowa. After many months of skeptical hesitation she began
chiropractic care in West Liberty, too. In Mary's (name changed) case the
skepticism came from an experience in which chiropractic had failed to meet
her expectations and her opinion of the profession was adverse, to put it
mildly. While John appreciated the benefits of living a life free of
vertebral subluxations, Mary had sought care from a chiropractor 20 years
before because a stubborn shoulder problem prevented her from lifting her
right arm. She saw a Missouri chiropractor and received manipulations and
therapy, which only made her condition much worse. She learned to live with
the problem using pain drugs and became resigned to being able to lift her
arm less than half way up.
Mary would watch
carefully whenever John got checked. She remarked that it all looked much
different than her previous experience in a chiropractic office. When asked
what was so different about it she replied that it seemed to be done
purposefully. She further stated that when she got manipulated in the past,
"he didn't check anything; he just took my head in his hands and twisted one
way, then the other." That was long before she met John and she had decided
to never let a chiropractor twist her neck again. John told her that she
needed to get adjusted the right way. After watching, and stewing about it
all those months, Mary finally decided that this was so different it might
be worth a try. I was an experienced chiropractor when Mary got her first
adjustment after all those years, but what happened next scared me anyway.
We analyzed her spine,
established patterns, determined that she had an atlas subluxation and
x‑rayed her. What was for us a customary toggle‑recoil adjustment was a
completely bewildering experience to her. Mary, normally gregarious and
certainly not a quiet sort got completely silent for what seemed like a very
long time. Then her eyes filled with tears and this elderly woman began to
cry. As she regained her composure she told me that this was the first time
in all those years that she wasn't in constant pain. She then began to raise
and lower her arm with what seemed like reckless abandon.
Now, to portray this
event seems to be a curious thing because the greater vision is not about
curing painful shoulders. In fact, it's not about curing anything at all.
Why should a vertebral subluxation‑ centered chiropractor be moved by or
retell such a story? In crafting this article and thinking back on some of
the dramatic things seen in practice, it's fitting to share the color and
enthusiasm so frequently present in our practices. The emotions of these
circumstances stir the imagination and something uniquely human is felt. But
emotions aside, it's clear that a precise adjustment made a profound
difference in Mary's experience.
In further conversation
with Mary it was learned that on every visit to the Missouri chiropractor
she was placed on machines to relax her first and then given a "general
adjustment." She explained that the general adjustment was always the same.
In the face down position he popped a couple of vertebrae between her
shoulder blades, then had her turn on her side and twisted her hip until it
popped, then had her turn on the other side and did the same. She would then
be placed on her back for the dreaded neck manipulation. He would twist her
head one way until it popped and then the other way until it popped. That
phrase, 'general adjustment' sounded like fingernails making that horrible
high pitched sound on a chalkboard.
At very best, general
adjustment is an oxymoron since a chiropractic spinal adjustment is a
precisely contrived force designed for a very specific corrective purpose ‑‑
there's nothing "general" about it! In these times when it is popular for
DCs to declare that the profession has an identity problem, the use of
careless terminology like this reveals a lot. What might have been the
outcome had Mary received a precise chiropractic spinal adjustment all those
years ago? One is left to wonder whether, if instead of treating her
shoulder pain, what if she had had her subluxation adjusted?
Sources
1. The Great Idea
Finder, http://www.ideafinder.com/history/inventions/hulahoop.htm
2. Chiropractic
Clinical Controlled Research, Palmer School of Chiropractic, B.J. Palmer,
1951, page 362
3. "What Time Tuesday?"
James Tomasi, International Christian Servants, Inc. Harrisburg,
PA, 2005
(Dr. Myron D. Brown
is executive vice president/provost at Sherman
College
of Straight Chiropractic.)